Polecat

LABORATORY
In an almost nonexistent secret laboratory, mysterious creatures met at breakfast.

"Thank you for saving me from an awkward situation, colleague," said one of them: "How can I help you?"

"I will tell you now, but first answer that your life does not seem to you, strange?" - asked the second.

2)Two hours ago.

The pseudo-ferret usually experimented in the mornings. At the moment he was studying a calculator lost by someone. The work of rodent pest did not attract him at all. The ferret strolled in endless enclosed spaces. He admired the rainbow over the electromagnetic field. Once he managed to knock on another reality, but, unfortunately, line was busy. Scientists do not trust miracles. Therefore, carefully planning the experiment, he beat the calculator on the tree, gradually changing the angle.

The tree did not answer ...

The huge pink crow with all its appearance personified something fatal and mysterious. And, at the same time, she just hid something shiny with her feet.

The experiment was sluggish. Everything around looked trivial and monotonous. Only the clouds looked suspiciously curly.

The ferret checked the calculator with the sun.

The sun was just a little behind.

Having corrected the sun, the ferret said:

“Something that the dog is late. What kind of dog asked the crow?”

" bloodhound dog" answered ferret

"dogs in fact almost do not fly, even a bloodhounds"

the crow declared authoritatively

In the distance Indian Hip-Hop played.

"Special effects did not order? " someone asked.

"Yes, but when I press the red button."

"And not these, but the take-off of the spaceship". replied the ferret.

The crow was clearly bored wanting something ... I'll trial try horror, well, At least quiet unanxious. she said, heading for the tree. The quiet horror to the trials was clearly not ready.

He hissed and scratched, climbed deep into the hollow of the tree. The hairy point turned into a dog. Looking at the fluctuation of her ears, the pigeons nervously deviated from the course.

Bloodhound flew faster than hi thoughts. Two entangled ideas have realized that they will not catch up.

Then they decided: inspire someone to? "Why me," someone shouted.

Having touched the tree with his head, the dog flew on.

A tree, but you know …

The crow continued to be sad. (this could end as usual badly).

"The heart requires flying," she shouted, throwing the pieces of land with her feet.

"Okay, hysteric, takeoff is allowed," answered the ferret, pressing the button.

Under the sound of Indian hip-hop, leaving behind a dug track, the crow flew up. She was obviously hampered by something, and it was also boring to fly.

"Maybe it's stupid prejudice," thought the crow, "but I have someone on my tail."

The crow landed, prejudices flew farther.

"Stupid" thought the crow.

"Prejudice" - dog solved, spitting out feathers.

Polecat mocked the random number generator in the calculator, constantly calling the next number.

(And then someone asked)

"By the way, did I forget my calculator here ?"

Trying, with his whole body, to close his treasure, the ferret feverishly ponder:

"A ferret and a calculator is a force not previously known to science.

Perhaps someone else is not able to understand this. For it can be used for harm. The world is in danger, there is no one to save it, because I'm busy salvation the calculator ... "

But everything was not as bad as we had hoped.

From another reality they knocked. Then a voice came.

"Where we have a processor generates so much delirium that the hard drive does not have time to write for it. You're an expert on these as their ...?"

"foolish thoughts" the ferret suggested, hiding calculator,behind the back .

Who is this someone? He was disastrously unlucky in life. It is enough to throw something into a huge crowd-come across him. It's fortuitous, but the calculator it was he lost. He had a premonition of trouble. Why did I speak to this ferret, someone thought. Yes, even in his eyes, ferocious ferrets getting wander.

(Suddenly, the door opened in the air, it is not clear from where, taken. And the ferret jumped into it.)

Someone sighed with relief. Maybe for the first time it did not end badly. But nature has taken its. He stumbled. He lost consciousness, the subconscious ... And the calculator by the way so did not return back.

3)laboratory (continuation)

"No my life is boring and monotonous. In general, nothing happens. You, in another reality, probably more fun?"- asked the ferret

"Yes, it happens! For example, on many questions the answers are yes and no, very close. Perhaps we just can not choose, or we do not care. Tired, distracted by something else, he simply does not notice

question. In this case, our opinion can be changed. This is exactly what made the dark weakness.

If the dark forces doze, and someone wakes them up, it's usually awful. But the dark weakness did not sleep. She penetrated into the general consciousness, trying to break the wi